Tuesday, 24 December 2013

Here comes the sun

I once read a list of things you should try and do every year, or at least once in your life. The one that stuck in my mind was "watch the dawn". I realised I'd never done that. I had been awake as the sun rose (usually having been up all night) but I wasn't paying attention to it, it was just something happening in the periphery. I wasn't mindful of it. There's a huge difference between conversations going on around you, and taking part in the conversations.

The idea of watching the dawn excited me, but also created some fear. Let me state this now: I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON. But I do love the outdoors, and natural scenes, and the idea of transitions. I remember the eureka moment as I read Plato's Republic over 20 years ago. It begins with Socrates returning home from a religious festival; it leads on to an all-night discussion about the nature of justice. The debate is finally wrapped up as the new day begins, and people 'see the light' - metaphor and situation overlap, form fits theme, and I was impressed at the way meaning can be layered into a work. With the dawn comes new understanding. That stuck in my mind.

Plus: I'm a bit of a hippy.

So on Saturday 21st December I decided I would see the dawn. I got up before 7am, made a flask of tea and a hot water bottle, wrapped up and walked up to the top of the Cefn Llan cemetery in the dark, sat down on the bench, and spent an hour watching the sky getting lighter, listening to the changing sounds and feeling the optimism of seeing a new thing coming into being, the feeling of being privileged, experiencing changes. A journey without leaving the bench. It was special to me, so I thought I'd share it. Photos are displayed in the order in which they were taken.

Aberystwyth, 7.16am


Thursday, 19 December 2013

Friday, 13 December 2013

New cover for Turner

You may have noticed that the cover for Turner has changed. The new cover is this:

It has a number of elements from the novel: the creepy Bwystfil in the red hooded coat, the bike and Dynion toilets from the prologue, The Old Man pub, the stormy weather, the red colours that resemble blood... It does a good job of telling the reader what they're in for, helped by the tag line. It was designed by Create Imaginations. Let's take a look at the other covers Turner has had.


Friday, 6 December 2013

Wednesday, 4 December 2013

Book reviews by Shaun

There's an interesting mix of books over on Shaun Horton's blog - books to read and books to avoid. There are a few books there which I'd like to seek out myself for the cold, dark winter months. I'm also sharing it because he's been a long-time supporter of Turner, and in the link above he says:
Turner by Karl Drinkwater. This book currently has 4.16 stars out of 5 on Goodreads with 37 ratings, and it absolutely deserves it. This has a bit of everything, from suspense, to gore, to medical, supernatural, and psychological horrors. Many parts of the book will make you think of such greats as Dean Koontz, Stephen King, and even Poe. It pays homage to the many horror stories which have come before it, while presenting itself as an original work, expertly told. Another book I would highly recommend to anyone with an interest in horror. Five stars.
Brill! Thanks, Shaun! You can read an interview I did with Shaun here.

Saturday, 30 November 2013

Review: The Descent

The Descent
The Descent by Jeff Long

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

I gave this 5 stars not because it was perfect, but because it did what any good book should do - it made me want to keep reading. One night I read it until 3.30am, I just couldn't stop. Other times I would find time to read a chapter rather than do something else. Only a minority of books have this effect on me, so it deserves the highest praise.

The opening chapter is the best one in the book. Mystery, twists, economical writing, and a descent into tension and then really convincing horror. This is a high mark - it obviously can't be this good for the whole book, but the novel goes on to take you in directions you didn't expect, and you still want to read on. If anything, the horror element fades out slightly: the more we learn about the Hadals, the less scary they become, and in comparison the humans seem more and more to be the monsters. It's a nice twist, but switches the novel from horror to thriller. Still compelling, but less likely to give you nightmares.

As other reviewers have noted, the novel is full of themes and subjects, an ambitious amount that few authors would try to incorporate into a single work. And, generally, it works well. It is part of the unexpected nature of the novel, with the twists and abrupt changes almost representing the twisting and broken tunnels beneath the earth.


Friday, 29 November 2013

Special offer on Lulu

I just found out that there's free delivery on any Lulu items (books or calendars) ordered before 4th December, even a single book. Normally their postage can be quite high for low volume orders, so this is a good offer - you just enter the code FREESHIP at checkout.

You can get print copies of my books from Lulu.

Update - if that offer is over, here's another code you can use up until midnight on Thursday, December 5th 2013:
(30% discount, valid on up to 14 books.)

Monday, 25 November 2013

Bring me to life

About a month ago one of my stories was adapted as an online audio version. And I did rejoice and eat cake and dance a merry jig round yonder berry bush.

They say lightning doesn't strike twice. Well, we'll find out about that in my next horror novel, Full Charge. But in the meantime a different group of creepy story fans has got together and made an audio version of another one of my stories! And I did eat cake once more, and dance the jig while making merry, for 'twas brillig. Without any more ado, I hereby promote Midnight Marinara to be a defender of the realm of creepiness. Now turn out the lights and listen to their interpretation of Just Telling Stories! You can listen to it on:


Saturday, 16 November 2013

Last bits of DRM ranting for a while

I had a big rant about DRM last time, and an example of an issue it caused. I thought I'd round off with a few other examples of DRM issues I have experienced in the past. Get all the rants out of my system, before I move on to a post about more positive matters - the new cover for Turner!

My last post was about a computer game. Games with online activation are always problematic. See this recent example from Rock, Paper, Shotgun. Or their previous coverage of SimCity, or Diablo 3, or Anno 2070. Or the Ubisoft single-player games that stop working when they upgrade servers (which can then break other games). DRM leads to a cruddy, unstable, frustrating experience. Many of the important arguments against online DRM in games can be found here.

Even with physical discs, DRM reared its ugly head. Back in November 2010 I took an afternoon off work to play a newly bought game: Shellshock 2 on DVD. The game used Securom DRM, though I didn't know that at the time, since it wasn't mentioned in the item description when I bought it. The Securom DRM refused to install the game, saying it detected 'Emulation Software'. Yet there was nothing else running on my PC. After a lot of time I decided it must have browsed my hard drive without my permission and refused to let me play the game if I had (fully legal!) software installed that Securom didn't like. So I uninstalled Daemon Tools (used for my music software), but the game still wouldn't install. The Securom website was no help. I tried the Eidos website but that wouldn't even let you email them unless you created an account first. I spent over four hours trying to sort it out (with lots of back and forth emails and phonecalls to Securom). And it still wouldn't run, since the Securom DRM then claimed there was no disc inserted, even though it was. By then I'd had enough. I downloaded a pirated version, scanned it for malware, then installed and started playing that, because the DRM in the version I'd bought made the game unplayable. A month later I had exactly the same issues when I tried to play the game Jericho on DVD. In the end I tracked down a cracked .exe that disabled Securom - I could then play the game I had bought.
Nowadays, if a game has DRM then the amount I’ll pay drops by about 90%, depending on how severe it is.


Tuesday, 5 November 2013

Why I hate DRM - I want to play Ghostbusters!

This post isn't directly about writing. But it is about a technology used by many industries, and the book industry is one of those that embraces it. The topic is DRM, a technology designed to give the creator the power to prevent you from accessing books, films, games, software or music. The things you buy can disappear when the company folds, or they just stop supporting the item anymore, or the flaws in the DRM break other systems, or because you have used the thing you've paid for too many times, or for many other stupid reasons. As a consumer and producer it is a topic which I think about a lot. I hate the fact that you can buy something and have it taken away from you. Books you've bought disappear from your account; DRM turns purchases into a strange mixture of renting and gambling. And it's no wonder that DRM encourages piracy. Okay, let's get cracking on my most recent experience.

I love playing games. Board games with friends, and computer games on my own. Ever since I got an Atari 2600 as a child I was amazed at how computer games can tell stories in which you play a part through your actions and imagination. I moved on through the years: Atari 600XL, C64, various Amigas, then various PCs, my first being a 486DX. I worked during the summer to buy that PC, so that I could play Doom and UFO Enemy Unknown. I take my games seriously, thinking about the worlds and the characters, what their motivations are, what things are like just outside of the frame of the game, how I would improve things if I was able to modify the game. Basically the same mental processes that take place when I'm reading or writing.

I buy PC games in advance, as I do with books: when I see something that sparks my interest, or when something comes out where I want to support the creator, or if something good comes up in a sale. I own more games than I could play, but I see it as a personal selection which I can pick from as the mood takes me, as with any library. Dark nights, alone in the house? Check what creepy games are in the collection. Feel like stretching my brain? Check what strategy games I own.

But when DRM is involved your options are reduced.


Friday, 1 November 2013

The Lancashire witch-craze of 1612

I don't think I've ever had a guest post before, so please welcome Barry Durham with the inaugural offering. Halloween may have passed but it is still visible over my shoulder, creeping along to retreat into the shadows, so a blog post about witches is entirely appropriate. Take it away Barry!

Witches, victims or pawns? The Lancashire witch-craze of 1612

When the teenage Alizon Device swore at the pedlar John Law for refusing to give her pins on a bright March morning in 1612 she set in motion a chain of events that were to lead to the deaths of 12 people and have far-reaching consequences on both sides of the Atlantic.


Monday, 28 October 2013

Creeping Jesus multimediafied

I recently mentioned some of my stories that were featured on Creepy Pasta. Well, one of them got picked up by YouTube legend CreepsMcPasta, who narrates and dramatises creepy stories at a phenomenally productive rate! You can listen to Creeping Jesus here.

What's more, it has already been viewed over 38,000 times, which is mind-boggling to me. My own videos usually only get about 50 views!

To celebrate I thought I'd illustrate it with some pics of where the story was written and set: Aberystwyth Museum. They'll make more sense if you have read or listened to the story.


Tuesday, 15 October 2013

Creepy Pasta (or whatever you enjoy eating)

This year some of my creepy stories were featured on Creepy Pasta. Here are links to all five. Please vote or comment on the Creepy Pasta site if you like them!

If That Looking Glass Gets Broken - my personal favourite.
Just Telling Stories - for those with a wide knowledge of horror films
Regression - the dangers of delving into our past
Creeping Jesus - set in Aberystwyth Museum!
The Scissor Man - an urban legend


Tuesday, 8 October 2013

My post-apocalyptic survival bag

The apocalypse comes in many forms. Zombies, disease, solar EMP, world financial system collapse, aliens, religious, nuclear, mental fox hunters, and many more. You need to be prepared. You need: a survival bag! Here is a video showing the contents of mine.

Share your survival bag tips in the comments, or with your own video, or contact me with your thoughts. We'll get through this together!

Update: 13th October 2013.
A friend's survival bag video has been added below as a video response companion piece. Feel free to submit your own!


Friday, 4 October 2013

An interview with Shaun Horton

This week I'm interviewing fellow writer Shaun Horton. I was a guest on his blog back in June, and it is time to return the favour. He's an American writer, and his first novel was The Unknown Neighbor, a slow-burn piece with a twist. His new novel is Class 5, a fast-paced alien action story. You can read the first chapter here.

Hi Shaun, welcome to my blog.

Thanks for having me. It is an honor and a pleasure to be here.

Here’s a slice of red velvet cake. Before we get onto all this book talk, what would you like to drink with it? Tea? Fruit tea? Hot chocolate? Beer? Some other beverage?

Lovely, thanks. Iced tea is my regular preference.

And do you partake of cigars, a pipe, or gentleman’s snuff, perhaps?

Thanks, but I'm a non-smoker. You certainly know how to treat your guests though, I must say.


Saturday, 21 September 2013

Horror Etc mention Turner

Horror Etc do podcasts on the topic of horror, mostly films, but occasionally they cover books too. It's an excellent series, I highly recommend downloading the mp3s and listening to them when you wash the dishes.

In the latest episode they discuss Turner, which brings a big grin to my face. The section is 2:36 - 5:26. They said of my novel: "It's a short, quick read [...] It gets to the point, it delivers what you're after."

Go and have a listen, then work through the previous episodes, it's top-notch stuff for horror fans.

Tuesday, 17 September 2013

Double bill double bill

A great new review of Turner from Terror Tree:
"There are sinister goings on a plenty in this first novel by Karl Drinkwater.
The story is set on Stawl Island, a small island just off the Welsh mainland. On the island, as well as a whole host of creepy villagers and Lord John (the lord of Stawl Island) are David, the new police officer, Chris, a criminal on the run, and Megan, on the island for a getaway after leaving her cheating boyfriend. Oh, and let’s not leave out Spotty the black labrador, the police dog.
With the creepy villagers and the twisted Lord it is not long before Chris, David and Megan meet up and try to survive a night from hell – and there’s a storm coming too……..
I would like to say that for a first novel this is good, but really that would be a massive disservice to the author. It is, in my opinion, way beyond good. The author has been likened to Richard Laymon and Dean Koontz by other reviewers and these comparisons are pretty much on the mark. I cut my horror teeth on authors like Koontz and Laymon and would also put him up there with them.
The atmosphere on the island is dark, heavy, foreboding. Right from the first few pages it is foot to the floor stuff with pretty much no let up till you reach the end.
This is proper horror writing, the stuff that makes you wince when you see what’s coming. I predict a bright future for Karl Drinkwater and will be adding him to my list of authors whose books I pick up knowing I am in for a good read.
Highly recommended – 5* (out of 5)"
And a lovely review of Cold Fusion 2000 on Goodreads:
"So enjoyable, so mysterious. What is the reality? Can we ever really know? Is it what we, the readers, want it to be? Is our esteemed author playing with us or with the characters in this ever so interesting and clever book? It also has all sorts of interesting touches and insertions. I didn't read any of the material about it on KD's blog first and I urge other readers to follow my lead and read it with an open, uninformed mind so as to enjoy it's full effect. I guarantee I will be re-reading this, it has that much depth. Thank you, Karl!"

Sunday, 15 September 2013

Tuesday, 10 September 2013


Playing my own game of thrones whilst cycling in Wales.
Fact: yes, I am a diddy writer. My bicycle is only twelve inches high.

Hi, sorry I haven't posted much recently. I haven't done much work on my new novel either: it's been a hectic few months. I've been away a lot, including my Manchester research trip, time in Cardiff, cycling 130 miles in Wales, and a recent visit to France. I've also been doing a promotional campaign to get more reviews of my books, as can be seen by my last two blog posts. That took a lot of behind-the-scenes work. I have plans for a number of posts in the lovely month of October though.

What have you all been up to recently?

Sunday, 1 September 2013

Saturday, 24 August 2013

Some recent reviews of Turner

Turner has also been receiving lots of attention recently. A lust for horror exists out there, just beyond the darkened woods and shadowed valleys.

Twitter mention. (21st August 2013)

"From the first page, Drinkwater’s debut novel glides the reader in with a creeping sense of dread of village inwardness and suspicion seen in ‘The Wicker Man’ and ‘An American Werewolf in London’ and pretty much every Hammer Horror film. [...] The highlight of the novel is the Lord of island, a crazed dictator whose infernal madness is explained in a way that makes everything that has happened entirely possible. If given isolation, time and the means, something the likes of this could happen in reality. Lord John is the Colonel Kurtz in all of this, he’s down the river and in charge of mindless soldiers, using psychological warfare to carve his whims upon the world. The character of Chris is also a joy. Foul mouthed and quick thinking, I had the feeling throughout that this seemed like a jumping off point and that he might easily appear in solving other strange tales as a kind of pirate/gangster Fox Mulder facing off against further weirdness in the world. From the first page this sets off in high gear and doesn’t drop down until the last few pages. [...] If you enjoy a short breakneck read with a flawed hero you be at home on this island bound book, it just isn’t the type of book to take and holiday with you. Is it?" 
Snakebite Horror Reviews. (20th August 2013)


Friday, 23 August 2013

Some recent reviews of CF2K

They're pouring in at the moment! Here are some of my favourites.

"This was a fun read - a romance with a bit of a difference that had some good twists and turns as well as some humour and poignant aspects. Set in Manchester in the year 2000, I loved all of the evocative references to music and fashion; I was at college that year myself so identified with Alex’s younger sister and her own predicament with her exams. There was a lot of attention to detail that made this a really atmospheric read. The characters have a good deal of depth to them too. [...] My favourite character was actually Natalie - a girl who wore her heart on her sleeve. It made me smile to realise that Alex didn’t pick up on just what was under his nose - typical! [...] This was a solid, realistic story about love, loss, and the choices we make. Readers will definitely identify with Alex in some way: his constant soul-searching, procrastination and continual remembrance of his lost love.
Full review. (23rd August 2013)

"I don't wish to spoil this novel for anyone, but I must say, it's a very good read. The two main characters are stunning in their utterly blatant humanity. They are engaging, absorbing, and wonderful. I found myself losing whole chunks of time in this book without realizing it, that's how entertaining it is. The author is able to capture the complexity of thought and emotion that goes into every moment of being an individual and their relationships with those around them, while maintaining a very charming wit. Very well done. I very highly recommend this book." 
Full review. (20th August 2013)


Tuesday, 20 August 2013

Thursday, 8 August 2013

Ratings for my books

I'm away next week, cycling round Wales and developing legs like a rugby player, so I thought I'd do a quick post now to tide my readers over.

Above are screenshots of the Goodreads ratings for my books, taken this morning. Despite the difference in genre it is gratifying that 5 stars is the most common rating (mode average). CF2K's lowest score is a 3, which still means ‘I liked it’. Turner has a couple of twos, both from people who aren't fans of that type of survival horror book (one said "I like my horror to be more supernatural than slasher otherwise this would have had a higher rating" and the other reviewer told me "I wouldn't call this horror; real horror has to be subtly intelligent with fleshed out characters. This is more suspense with a potty mouth and added gore"). Ha ha, that stung a bit when I first read it, especially because the character who swears uses it mainly to overbalance his opponents and 'turn' a situation around, tying it in to the theme and plot. Though I love the potty mouth accusation, I should get that printed on a T-shirt! I'm more interested in the right book for the right reader (Ranganathan, 1931) than selling copies to everyone, so would always try and dissuade these people from buying or reading the book, since it isn’t good for them or for me.

The average scores worked out by Goodreads are 4.24 and 4.21 (out of five) which suggests my writing quality is consistent regardless of what genre I write in.

Anything I've missed?

Monday, 5 August 2013

Friday, 2 August 2013

Review: Alien

Alien by Alan Dean Foster

My rating: 4 of 5 stars

I've loved the concept of Alien ever since I first watched the film in the early 80s, the jaw of every family member dropping open at the chestburster scene - before we hit rewind to watch it again. I approve of any work that is coherent, where the form fits the theme. And in the original there is that first feeling of awe at something completely alien to us, a feeling lost in the sequels which - even though some are still good films - increasingly see the Alien become a scary but known quantity. It is no longer alien.

Despite having seen the film many times, reading this novelization based on an early script let me experience elements of it as if for the first time, because there are subtle changes from the film I know: extra characterizations, a different pace, altered details. We can never experience anything again for the first time, but this captured a hint of that feeling of discovery.


Sunday, 28 July 2013

Manchester trip for 2000 Tunes

Manchester. Tall buildings 'n' stuff.

I've been working on 2000 Tunes, a companion novel to Cold Fusion 2000. Both are set in Manchester in the summer of the year 2000. And, just as I went to Manchester to do research for the first novel, I have done the same thing for 2000 Tunes. Then it's taken me days to type up my notes from my trip to Manchester. But I did it in the end, and here it is! All 4,794 words of it.


Make mine a builder's tea. There's a right good view from up here.


Tuesday, 23 July 2013

Thursday, 11 July 2013

Friday, 5 July 2013

Sunday, 30 June 2013

The ratings game

We're all used to rating things. Whether that's out of five, ten, or 100, we do it instinctively in this online world. Rate books; rate films; rate recipes; and even ratings for more unsavoury things from the slimy depths of the Internet.

Generally we assume we know what different scores mean. We may have our own system, or we may check what the site says scores mean. But overall I think we like to assume that equivalent scores mean the same. And if I give a book three stars on one site, I would also give it three stars on another - after all, they mean the same, right?

Unfortunately, they don't.

I was interested in how different book sites that all use a five star system interpret each score. My books are often reviewed and rated on these sites, and some readers are kind enough to put their ratings and reviews on more than one site. I found some interesting things. Come with me as we delve deeper.


Tuesday, 25 June 2013

Monday, 24 June 2013

Friday, 21 June 2013

Tuesday, 18 June 2013


I normally post all my reviews to my Facebook writing page, and link to the best from the book's description page on this blog (in the 'Buy My Work' section). However, reviews of my books have appeared on a blog I'd never encountered before, and I think they're so perceptive and intelligent that I wanted to point people to it. The blog is Need To Read, Got To Watch, and you'll find reviews of Turner and Cold Fusion 2000 there.

Monday, 17 June 2013

Review: The Wasp Factory

The Wasp Factory
The Wasp Factory by Iain Banks

My rating: 2 of 5 stars

A story of cruelty.

I wanted to read this book because I was curious about whether a writer could take a despicable and evil protagonist and create any sympathy for them. Does this succeed? Only partly. But I didn't actually care about the protagonist, and they weren't the reason I read on. My only sympathy was due to circumstances, and I wouldn't have been bothered in the least by any of the characters in the novel dying. To that extent it can't be a success.

On the plus side the novel is well written, and the first-person perspective does not get boring. I wanted to read on to find out what would happen (even if I was then disappointed).

Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Amazon support goes in circles

Oh boy. I've been dreading typing this up. Because it takes so much time. And I'll look like a whinger (I am). On the other hand, companies often ignore you until you go public with your problems. The suddenly it all gets fixed. I've found this many times with other websites I write for. I proved it again recently when Lulu ignored a long-term issue: as soon as I did a blog post and pointed them to it someone got on the case, and the issue was fixed. I literally sigh to myself that you have to do it this way. Big companies are always the worst. The answer is to support the small companies, where customer service comes from someone who cares, rather than being a branching script that ends by looping back to the top! Okay, on with the epic saga. I shall call this one "Sigeon Fighting The Great Amazonian Fire-breathing Beast". And so, back in the mists of time...


Sunday, 9 June 2013

What blogs do I follow?

Lots! Quite a few of them are the blogs of other writers.

I've spent a lot of time on Lee Thompson's blog recently, working my way through all of his posts with advice for other writers. There are lots of tips in there about the craft of writing and I've enjoyed every post. I also read my friends Bec Zugor and Shaun Horton's blogs. I can often identify with the situations my fellow writers find themselves in!

Then there are blogs which are less about the craft of writing, and more about the marketing and business of getting published. The Bestseller Labs often have good articles on promoting your work sensibly and without annoying potential customers. Query Shark covers the basics of submitting a pitch for your novel: I talked about how useful the site is about a year ago. And the Smashwords blog often has interesting details about the market for e-books.

The Writers' Village blog covers both craft and promotion, so straddles the two areas.

That's not everything I follow but some of the ones I make the most effort to keep up with. Outside of writing  I also read the excellent PC gaming website Rock, Paper Shotgun most days, and read my yoga teacher's blog.

Friday, 24 May 2013

Friday, 17 May 2013

Disappointed with Lulu

I use Lulu as my printer/distributor for printed books. One of their free services is called Extended Reach (well, they call it extendedREACH, with insane and pointless capitalisation). It adds your book to  bibliographic databases in the US and UK and makes your work available on Amazon. Once enabled, the data should appear in those places after 6-8 weeks.

Both my novels started out with covers designed by me, then eventually got professional covers. I wrote about Turner's cover here, and CF2K's cover here.

The new Turner cover was uploaded to Lulu in October 2012 (c. 26 weeks ago)
The new CF2K cover was uploaded to Lulu in January 2013 (c. 15 weeks ago)

Guess what? Lulu still hasn't sent that data to Amazon, which still displays the old cover. So much for '6-8 weeks' - it is now half a year since Turner got a new cover!

Amazon.co.uk - wrong print covers (image taken 2013-05-17)


Monday, 13 May 2013

My writing bookshelf

What's on my 'writing' bookshelf? Now you know. The books on the right are the reference works I use most often, and will always be part of my writing shelf. I like to keep them nearby.

I have other shelves downstairs full of books that are reference works or inspiration for when I work on new stories in the future (including books on astronomy, deep sea fish, death metal in Norway, and the science of flight). After that those books will move on to lives in the hands of others. But my office shelf, above, will outlast them all.

If you're a writer do you have a writing bookshelf? If you're not a writer, do you have a collection of reference books of some kind?

PS I've just remembered: I have a dictionary too, but I keep that by the bed. The OED. I did try reading it from cover to cover, but am only up to letter B. The structure is logical and well thought out but the subject matter is quite random and the character development almost nonexistent, so that project ended up in hiatus.

Wednesday, 8 May 2013

The day is a Turner (ha ha)

I write because I have to, but communicating with readers is the thing that makes the afterglow enjoyable. I was a bit grumpy this morning, but then got an email from a reader who was reading both my books for a second time. It has to be a good sign. I grinned.

Then I had a wonderfully self-effacing message from someone else saying that they had finished Cold Fusion 2000 and written a review.
"Well, Karl, with the gardening already done at the weekend, with a warm glow from having just watched my lad win his football cup final, what better to do on such a sultry bank holiday afternoon than dust off a lounger, grab a cold one or two, and rattle through Cold Fusion 2000. An amateur reviewer of limited intellect can never really do justice to such a work and the craft involved, and another day would give a different take, but I've had a go and put some considered words on LibraryThing and at Goodreads."
And what a lovely review it is. I really felt that Ian 'got it', and he touches on a few elements which I hadn't mentioned before (since the CF2K FAQ is already a million pages long). It is such a nice thing when you've been able to communicate something that is in between the words, through the lines, and in the shadows of the sentences. It means you've at least partially succeeded, and by the powers of Greyskull that feels mighty. So I grinned some more and suddenly my day was better. Putting a book out there isn't the end; selling a book isn't a one-way process. So thank you to all the people who have read my books and even bigger thanks to everyone who has written reviews and rated them. One day I'll be far better known, maybe even sell some books, and if so it will be thanks to the kindness of people who took the time to read my scribblings and then even more time to think about them and champion them. I know a number of writers and I'm certain they feel the same way.

Get in touch or keep in touch
On my 'Contact' page there are details of how to find me online. It mentions my mailing list - sign up for it if you want to be told when I have a new book out. And if you use Facebook then feel free to 'Like' my page there. It's the place where I normally post reviews and news. I'll probably do some book giveaways (of other people's work!) from time to time as well.

So you'll find me here, there and everywhere, and I hope some of you stay with me on this journey.

Monday, 29 April 2013

The flow of a story

Things have moved on a lot since I last blogged about the structural work I was doing on my novel. I've broken the previous draft into pieces and spent time reassembling them like a jigsaw. The current table is now much more colourful and information packed, with extra columns for the day of the week, rows for transitions between sections, and different colours to show where scenes are set. It's almost at the point when I can assemble all my notes and previous drafts into the order governed by the master plan table and start rewriting. Of course, first I'll strip out all formatting using notepad.exe. Since things have built up over the years from different versions of Word and different style sets the underlying formatting is probably a mess. Best to nuke it. Believe me, it is quicker to go through with a consistent style adding occasional italics back in than it is to try and format an e-book from a Word.doc that is a complete mess of hidden codes. I've been there and it wasn't pretty,

I've always been interested in Kurt Vonnegut's mapping of stories as graphs. There's a lovely graphic explaining it here, or just watch the video below. I'll wait while you do that.


Wednesday, 24 April 2013


I got distracted yesterday by a flash fiction competition. I thought "Hey! I have one already written, I could enter that!" It turned out my existing story was more than three times too long, since the limit is 99 words. 99 words! It's amazingly few to tell a story. Try it. I started drafting a new one, which hovered around 104 words despite all my chopping and polishing.

Having an external limit sometimes leads to greater creativity as you work around the constraints. I decided that instead of a long word count I would make each word work harder, and allow multiple interpretations. So far it is ambiguous enough to sustain three different meanings. It will be interesting to see if I can pull it off.

The competition is the New Welsh Review Flash In The Pen - Microfiction Competition. Write something. Enter. The joy with such a small word count is that it takes only minutes to write 99 words but much longer to polish them. It's like an equation, add and subtract, change variables, strike out a line and start again. Pretty much prose poetry, which is always worth practising.

Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Cold Fusion 2000 nominated

I found out the other day that Cold Fusion 2000 has been nominated for the 2013 Carapace Prize for Best Indie Novel. It was a complete surprise to me, and left me grinning like a Neoclinus blanchardi. At that time I was one of three nominees - now there are four, and the list is sure to grow, but knowing I was one of the earliest to be included makes me glow like a Lobate ctenophore.

PS Don't worry, I am human. Just.

Sunday, 21 April 2013

'M is for Monster' - anthology review

M is for MonsterM is for Monster by John Prescott
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

I loved the concept for this collection – 26 letters of the alphabet, 26 stories, each letter gets its own story and monster. Some were guessable, some were left-field, and with some I still didn’t know the relevance of the letter even after finishing the story! It doesn’t matter though, and doesn’t affect enjoyment of these well-written tales. As usual with this kind of thing I’ll pick out my very favourite stories and explain why I liked them, though I won’t give away the monster if I can help it. So, my favourites were:


Friday, 19 April 2013

My writing week

Every day in Wales is just like this

Writing is so nice. Today I was working on structure for novel 3, since if I get that perfect before I start re-writing it will save loads of time and keep me on track, even though it looks like distraction tactics to an observer.

I'm really pleased with the good reviews of my work recently: and I didn’t even have to sleep with anyone! On second thoughts, just as well, that could lead to bad reviews.

I ran up and down the local cemetery a few times today, possibly a 45% gradient, it is my current favourite ‘quick burst’ exercise as a break from writing. Hard work in the sun, and with the ever-present possibility of a rotten hand grabbing me from underneath the ground. Burpees are a close second. I also want to do one of the zombie fun runs this year, which will give me something to aim for. Either Zombie Run or Zombie Evacuation. Do any of you have any recommendations of good exercises for writers so that we don't become decrepit from days sat on our arses?

Talking of exercise has made me want some more so I'm off to watch the Youtube video again...

Tuesday, 16 April 2013

Business cards #2

My new cards. Five different front designs. 
The bottom right shows the backs of the cards.

I've nearly run out of the Moo Minicards I ordered back in 2011 so decided to get some more. They have many uses: one of mine is to slip them into my books when sent out for review. I had been thinking of holding out until my third novel is published, but in the end decided not to wait, since I can always get more later! Plus, since I write in two genres, these won't go out of date - any future horror books can have a Turner card/bookmark slipped in, and any future literary ones get a CF2K card. So if people like the book they then know what my previous book of that genre was, and might go and buy a copy.

This time I went for the greenest option, which excludes the minicards (Moo still don't offer a green paper option for them). So regular-sized business cards it was; and to be honest, they are a better form factor for displaying a book cover. They're just not so obviously like a mini bookmark when tucked into one of your books.

If you want to get some Moo cards (or just look at their options) then if you follow this link then you will get 10% off your first order, and I gain some credit! My order also included a card saying that I could pass on the code for people to get 15% off their first pack of 50 business cards (enter code G2MSCG at checkout). I imagine you can only use one code or the other. Remember that the cost of promotional cards are legitimate expenses to include in your self-assessment tax return if you are a writer.


Monday, 15 April 2013

Working on sub plots

Columns for plots and sub plots, rows for scenes and events in the novel,
running in order from top to bottom. Explained in detail below.

You have the idea for your novel, and the central plot. This includes what is at stake for the protagonist(s). Love? A glittering career? Survival? Unravelling a mystery? In itself that may leave a rather straightforward story, so it is useful to weave in sub plots to add depth. The simplest is to throw in a love interest but that is rather predictable (and is the Hollywood sub plot of preference). One of the criticisms of a draft version of one of my earlier works was that it needed more fillings in the sandwich, more sub plots to keep the reader engaged. And that's what I'm working on at the moment.

I've already blogged about the process of listing what I already have from the previous draft. Next I created a table in Word. I headed it with the protagonist's name, then used headings for each sub plot, however minor. So we have a column for each sub plot, split into rows. The top row is the start of the novel, the final row is the end. Now and again I would create a heading by merging cells, representing some important section of the novel, breaking it into more manageable chunks.


Friday, 12 April 2013

It's not bent, but it is Rubery

If you're quick you can still enter the International Rubery Book Award. It's open to indie and self-published authors.

First Prize £1000 (and the winning book will also be read by a literary agent)
2nd prize £200
3rd prize £75

Closing date: 30th April 2013

£35 per book entry fee. It seems a lot but that may reduce the number of entrants and increase your chances... Maybe...

Tuesday, 9 April 2013

US tax numbers and UK writers - EIN, ITIN (k that it is complicated)

Update April 2016: this doesn't apply any more, so don't read beyond this paragraph if you are after current advice! Nowadays you just provide your National Insurance number to prove you are UK, then get access to the tax treaty so pay 0% US witholding tax. For example, Amazon asks you questions to determine this, so it can all be done online with them in about two minutes.


One thing I don't enjoy is dealing with tax people. It's bad enough in the UK (no email, don't answer the phone, don't ring you back, confusing systems). Unfortunately if you publish via US organisations then you have to deal with the US tax department too. It's quite a rigmarole. Basically the US and UK have a tax treaty, whereby you don't have to pay tax on books sold via a US site. However, the US tax system requires you to send letters back and forth to America, waiting for months and hoping they are being processed and haven't gone missing. A process you have to repeat from time to time, using confusing forms and confusing guidance. If you don't then the US Government takes a 30% cut of all profits by default, even though they're not entitled to do so. Oh for a world where you could easily click a box online, or the US bookseller could just tell them you are a verified UK author and therefore don't pay 30% tax.

This applies whether you sell via Smashwords (guidance here) or Amazon.com (guidance here). I have to admit that I've started this process twice already due to things going missing, and still don't have the required forms and numbers. And it isn't clear if you have to do it for each seller, or just once. Also some forms implied that you have to send important documents such as your passport to the US (something I don't want to do, in case it goes missing). I'm a writer, not an accountant!


Friday, 5 April 2013

"What do we do with a drunken re-write, ear-ly in the mornin'?"

What am I doing at the moment? Working on novel number three. To be more specific, I am re-writing novel number three. New structure, new plots, change of order, new scenes, loads of deletions, heavy work on the language. Snipping away Tommy Telling and replacing it with Simone Showing. It's an amazing experience. One minute you are down because you've just read something written a long time ago and realised it is poop; the next you are up because you are full of ideas, and fixing a broken thing can be satisfying. Sort of like recycling.

Since Cold Fusion 2000 was finished I have been doing lots of promotion for that novel, and research for the new one. I can put it off no longer. I now have to start re-writing and editing. And taking thousands of ideas and notes, then deciding which to keep and where to put them.